Penny came screaming and running through, announcing we have a crocodile in the kitchen.
Me "It's a stick."
Penny "No, crocodile"
Me "No, it's a stick."
Penny "No scary crocodile."
Me "No, it's a stick, look." (Going to touch it)
Penny "NO NOT NOT, it's asleep shhhh."
We now have a sleeping pet crocodile/stick we can't move or touch into the middle of our kitchen.